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Anonymous asked:

30 and still on tumblr? Embarrassing.

boopsloop141:

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Me on my way to see Saw X in September

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we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

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*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.


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Anonymous asked:

heavy's tastefully offscreen vagina?

phillip-bankss:

what the fuck happened to my post. where am I


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Anonymous asked:

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

grox:

grox:

So?

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I’m ugly?


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Anonymous asked:

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:

mastermatoyas:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

I didn’t censor anything, what -

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oh. Oh, no. That’s meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that’s meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)


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5-feathered-hat asked:

Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

pukicho:

question-asker:

pukicho:

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

What does a marine go through?

Gay sex 


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Anonymous asked:

Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

pukicho:

pukicho:

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

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Different priorities 

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

what the wasp in the corner of my room sees in its final moments

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